Roller coaster

One minute everyone is screaming their lungs out and you think to yourself that clawing your eyes out might be a nice distraction...

Then two seconds later everyone is sweetly watching Veggie Tales in your bed and reading books about Elmo and Curious George...

Just as you start to breathe a sigh of relief and think "man, this whole parenting thing is such a breeze!" then someone's trying to suffocate someone else with a pillow and the screaming begins again...

Oh, is it just me?

How many more minutes until bedtime?!